I'd Be a Liar

4. The weather in England is pissy and rainy. In France, the weather is pissy, rainy, sunny, and full of the French. The sun in Italy is harsh and unavoidable.

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My Protective Bubble of Ignorance

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The Olden Donut Stick

Just stop licking things. https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

Banana Bread

Which reminds me of a dream I had last night. There was some kind of problem, and the solution for it was quite simple and sane:

1. Dress up like a banana
2. Eat bananas

I Didn't Know Twitter Could Do That To Me

Oh well. I did. https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

Teflon and Teffles

Teffles has a twin brother, Truffle. That's the Norse god of fungus. They have a cousin named Raffle, she's the goddess of chance. https://twitter.com/home

Landing on the Moon

Stekka: I just want to complain about something really quick.

Skote: What? Tell me.

Stekka: Do I really suck at ebay? Why won’t they let me buy what I want to buy with my company card?? I can’t add it! I tried here, then at home. They had four! Now they have nothing. It would have been 30 dollars cheaper, but by the time I tried to pay for it with a different card, they were out of stock.

Skote: Ah ha ha ha ha!

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