There Are 2 Kinds of People in the World. Or Three Kinds. Or Four. Or Five. Or Six. Nevermind.

CM Evans is a do-wah diddy diddy ding dang do-wah. https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

She Said She Was Cursed

"Never get a mime talking. He won't stop." -- Marcel Marceau

Knitting for Me

"When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics." -- Voltaire, plus https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

I'd Be a Liar

4. The weather in England is pissy and rainy. In France, the weather is pissy, rainy, sunny, and full of the French. The sun in Italy is harsh and unavoidable.

5. https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

My Protective Bubble of Ignorance

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The Olden Donut Stick

Just stop licking things. https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

Banana Bread

Which reminds me of a dream I had last night. There was some kind of problem, and the solution for it was quite simple and sane:

1. Dress up like a banana
2. Eat bananas