I Didn't Know Twitter Could Do That To Me

Oh well. I did. https://twitter.com/Acanthotelson

Teflon and Teffles

Teffles has a twin brother, Truffle. That's the Norse god of fungus. They have a cousin named Raffle, she's the goddess of chance. https://twitter.com/home

Landing on the Moon

Stekka: I just want to complain about something really quick.

Skote: What? Tell me.

Stekka: Do I really suck at ebay? Why won’t they let me buy what I want to buy with my company card?? I can’t add it! I tried here, then at home. They had four! Now they have nothing. It would have been 30 dollars cheaper, but by the time I tried to pay for it with a different card, they were out of stock.

Skote: Ah ha ha ha ha!

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